Dad Jokes

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.